From @dr_lucy_says:
From @oink1729:
“Hey! You're late again.”
“Yeah, got caught up in work.”
“But at least you could have called, I was waiting
for you!!”
“Humph! I’ll do that next time.”
**He sneaks away**
**She picks his phone and sets a repetitive alarm for all
days saying “Call your wife if you are going to be late!!” Sniggers! **
From @meetumeetu
From @meetumeetu
7.2 billion unhappy people.
“But that doesn't add up,” He thought as He began the count
again. “Something’s amiss...aha! Caught the glitch...”
Sarah went about her life with a smile, facing her worries
chin up, when her son met with an accident.
Even God can't wait to hear from the one person who doesn't
call.
From @aaroo4:
She gave a long kiss and left home. He waited patiently, the
clock ticked by. He had lunch, slept a while and waited. Suddenly the doorbell
rang, she walked in. He looked at her with eyes that said “you never call”. She
bent, rubbed his belly as he flopped and told him about her day.
From @oink1729:
Bishop Wrongflop-Sauce felt the beginnings of a spiritual
crisis. Not only had his delinquent brother mass distributed the risible “Cosmopolitan
Thinker” throughout the parish, but the Women's Institute had called a debate
on “Does the Church Hate the Female Form?”, and invited Stephen Fry.
On his knees weeping in the presbytery: “God, you never
call!”.
From @_ankitachauhan:
I caught myself constantly calling you in the past nights,
and you never called back. I wanted to envelop into warmth of your voice. Is
there some alternate of your loved one’s mouthpiece? This darkness engulfed me
in night, like a hell. Does network properly work after death?
A long phone call is awaited.
From @AshieJayn:
The rain peeked through the window, dripping down the pane,
searching for him. Daylight was darkened by the cloud unleashing its fury.
He sat in the closet, hiding between layers of her forgotten
silk dresses and wondered why she didn’t call his name anymore. He felt so
alone in this game of hide and seek.
From @meetumeetu:
7,992,258,184 billion unhappy people.
“But that doesn't add up,” He thought as He began the count again. “Something's amiss...aha! Caught the glitch...”
Sarah went about her life with a smile, facing her worries chin up, when her son met with an accident.
Even God can't wait to hear from the one person who doesn't call.
“But that doesn't add up,” He thought as He began the count again. “Something's amiss...aha! Caught the glitch...”
Sarah went about her life with a smile, facing her worries chin up, when her son met with an accident.
Even God can't wait to hear from the one person who doesn't call.
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