Lust sat in the shadow of the candle's flickering flame. His head hung in shame for he had committed adultery. Love stepped out of the bedroom bags in hand, while Selfishness and Fear creeped up behind Lust and whispered in his ear, "we told you so".
A poster girl for SEX walked into my class. My dick threw fidelity out the window. My high was her youthful body, hers the wrongness of what we were doing. Adultery was our game, revenge was my wife's answer. The nymphet paid with her life, I - with my freedom
"Fuck!!! I just heard a car", she screamed. "It could be my husband. Hide!!! Quick!!!" Before Sam could understand anything, she shoved him into a cupboard. A hand touched his shoulder and he was startled. "Hello. I'm Nick", said the man who seemed to be hiding too. "Hey wait. I'm your husband", Sam yelled out.
George came home earlier than usual from work, that evening. The house was locked. He wondered where his wife was. As he pulled his phone to call her, he heard a strange noise from the terrace. He ran up to stand shocked there.
"How could Tommy cheat Lucy for a stupid stray dog?" sobbed George's wife.
They had warned her this would happen. She had been so naïve, so trusting. And yet there he was, seated opposite a gorgeous blonde, his hands in hers, his coffee virtually untouched. She felt breathless, dizzy. Her heart ached. A tear rolled down her cheek. She exhaled, deeply. Starbucks had taken her most loyal customer.
They had broken into the shop to prove that something was being mixed in the milk. They had succeeded.
However, they were suddenly interrupted by a woman’s scream. It was a half dressed woman, lying on the floor with the shopkeeper.
She was not his wife.
The pun induced laughter nearly ripped their stomachs apart.
What’s the meaning of adultery?" Muniya asked Mrs.Para. "A person having a extra marital affair with a married person." "are we committing adultery, then"? Muniya asked.
"No, my darling" Mrs.Para said "we are lovers." And she kissed Muniya. "but this is adulteration." Para replaced real saffron with artificial flavour in Khalu jaan's pudding.
“Wait, what? You installed Windows XP on your Mac?” “Yes. There’s this software which was incompatible with OS X. I needed that badly for my project to be productive and complete by tomorrow.””But dude, this is adultery!!”“ROFL. It’s engineering.”“Great! Carry on. I’m off. Adios...!””Bye.”
Logging out, he opened ********.com & typed Adultery.
After a few drinks, she led him to her hotel room. As he pushed the door open, he saw the gold band on his finger. He surreptitiously slipped it into his pocket. But then it struck him- his source of glorious intoxication was waiting for him at home.
Lata's married life had been in doldrums ever since the first day till she met Rohan.He understood her and her needs.With him she felt like a woman. Their liking for eachother grew to an intimate relationship and there was no stopping.For the world it was adultery for them 'Love' for eachother!
They knew it was a scandal. But that is what it made more passionate, irresistible and an exhilarating experience. It was an addictive and necessary evil.
And suddenly they heard an unexpected knock on the door. She rushed into the wardrobe with her belongings. He felt as if he was hiding a smuggled priceless diamond.
From @ajaw_ :
John was the English skipper. Vanessa was his team-mate, Wayne’s girlfriend. Wayne switched clubs, Vanessa switched loyalties. She split up with Wayne, as her friendship with John turned passionate.
John and Wayne met again on the pitch. John extended his hand, Wayne refused.
A lot of water had flown under the ‘Bridge’.
It was Adul-‘Terry’!
He had been entering her for days together. Their life was good. Abruptly the next day he entered her sister. She was fatter, but smoother. Next week- her second sister, she was rough, but he did the deed. Ubik called him adultrator, Ulysses called him slut, Moby-Dick called him a dick. He called himself Kramkoob.